The world would be a better place if we could all Ballet. (X)
hello strange dancing humans i am doge welcome to my house
Me & My Dad telling My Step Mom I'm Gay
Step Mom: Our Server was checking you out, Haley.
Me: Uh, that's nice.
Step Mom: What, you don't think he's cute?
Dad: She's Gay Tammy.
Step-Mom: Well whats so good about eating Pussy?
Dad: Tammy, my daughter is gay. She eats Pussy; Yes, but it's not just about eating Pussy. She loves the Pussy, she admires the Pussy, she tends to the Pussy, she moves inside the Pussy . . . She is one with the Pussy, because, my daughter is Gay . . . She loves the Pussy.
(Longest Awkward Silence Ever)
Me: You said Pussy like 5 times . . .
Dad: 8 times Hunny, now finish your Burger.
Happy 1st birthday Nymeria!
Enjoy some adorable photos of a baby boa in both a top hat and a princess hat!
Buttersafe by Raynato Castro and Alex Culang [website | twitter | facebook]
Upcoming Disney/Pixar short : Blue Umbrella [X]
Up Coming Disney Movies i’m really excited about! :D
wait. They are finally making a freaking second incredibles movie! Holy Cow that’s awesome!!
THERE IS A MOVIE CALLED ‘PIRATE FAIRY’ HOLY CRAP I’M SO THERE.